hear to after.

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Saturday, February 11

shit.

kris: i check google news no less than 30 times a day for fear of missing something, realizing i'm always missing something. i have a dog named maeby who licks her lips no fewer than 300 times a day because she has some advanced form of oral ocd. i possess the curious ability to memorize neil diamond songs after only two listens and can't stand the beachboys. i recently sold all my belongings and moved to a tiny island in the pacific. how pacific. this is my day to day...

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